A beautiful red (or white, yellow, pink) thorned flower that girls absolutely adore, especially when given to them in bunches of 12.
Guy 1: So, what did you get your girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
Guy 2: Roses and a box of chocolates.
Guy 1: Well, aren't YOU original...
Guy 2: Oh, yeah? Well, what did you get YOUR girlfriend?
Guy 1: Roses and ...shut up...
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