when you have to take a massive dump, but you're trying not to miss your favorite tv show, so you push as hard as you can, and it comes out so hard and fast, cutting your ass crack on the way out and causing a major bleeding sesh! OWW!
Last night during a commercial break of my fave show, i tried to take a shit, but i heard it coming back on and totally had to redrock it. My ass is killer right now!
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