The supposed definition of rap is "rhythm and poetry" which is particularly ironic since there is a complete lack of rhythm and poetry in this swill. It is also an insult of unspeakable proportions to classify it as music, which implies is has some resemblance to Mozart, Bach, Wagner, Beethoven and their contemporaries such as Otis Redding, The Beatles, Marvin Gaye, U2, etc, etc. Emo reeks of stale urine and donkey dumplings but nonethess is contains lyrics, sung by people and music produced by instruments played, albeit occassionally be people. Rap is characterized by one or more persons bellowing/yelling words usually completely out of synch with the accompanying sounds. Often rap contains no real lyrics, just profanity laden outbursts that are as a rule unintelligible. The content of this drivel is based around violence toward women, men, the handicapped and the elderly, the consumption of malt liquor, the ingestion of crack and degenerate acts with dead animals and week old donuts. Lets not forget the continual quest for "respect" by people who have none themselves and are the farthest thing from being deserved of any sort of respect. Often words that are not to be found in the dictionary or in the English language such as "gat" and "bling" and prevalant in this fecal matter masquerading as music.
Rappers and their fan base, ie, homies, gangstas, wannabes and the like, are known to have IQ levels substantially below what is considered the norm. The production of rap, and the enjoyment of rap requires absolutely no talent and or appreciation of. It has been stated before, but nonethess the greatest indicator of what rap really is, is that if you place the letter "c" in front of the word "rap" you arrive at "crap" which immediately invokes the image of a warm, fresh steaming turd which is the perfect representation of rap.
A rusty orange 82 Chevy nova, filled with wannabe g's, sputters by blaring rap at a decibel level that dwarfs a 747 o n takeoff.
Lloyd: "jesus christ, what are those idiotic fools listening to?"
Freeman: "i think it was some of that rap, but it sounded more like a retard badger with rabies got on a karaoke machine."
Lloyd: "a nutless baboon with only eye could make better music that that."
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