Anyone who keeps guitar picks, sugar packets, stink bombs, computer chips with viruses on them, a palm pilot, and fortune cookie fortunes in their pockets all at the same time.
Random person: "Yeah and I also have a stink bomb somewhere in here...Crap! Where'd it go?"
Normal person: "Wow. I'm leaving."
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