Let me start off by saying, rainbow parties are dumb. And before you stop reading, just hear me out.
OBVIOUS reason #1: Why do guys want RAINBOWS on their... well on any body part for that matter. Rainbows are connected with being gay. So why a straight guy would want a rainbow colored dick is beyond me.
OBVIOUS reason #2: Does it not disturb any of you guys out there that the girl who is putting her "mark" on you just had her mouth on another's guy's dick? Imagine this: precum from another guy being transferred onto your dick from this girl's mouth.
OBVIOUS reason #3: Wouldn't you much rather a girl give you a full on blowjob than to give you her "mark"?
OBVIOUS reason #3: Oh wow, I got a rainbow on my dick. But I'm still horny because these girls' mouths have been all over me and I haven't got off.
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