Someone who lights candles. A LOT of candles.
Person 1: Can I speak to Chad?
Person 2: Just a minute, he's lighting some candles
Person 1: Oh, am I interrupting a romantic moment?
Person 2: Oh, no- he's just a pyromaniac.
Person 1: HAHAHAHA, Dude, he's a pyromantic!
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