Anyone who regards text grammar, spelling, and punctuation as the most important thing facing the world today. Is prepared to flame obsessively in perfect English to hammer home this obvious and sacred truth.
Tends to use a lot of full stops, and is never caught typing in lowercase, even when begging for tissue paper to soak up the torrent of blood seeping from a gigantic hole in his chest inflicted by an exasperated dude with a chainsaw.
"u gta leave rite now. ur m8 mikeys been hit by a car and hes bein rushed 2 intensive care. ill ring when i got a second" - Friend texting
"His name is spelt Michael. Even an idiot would know that." - Punctufascist texting
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