An excuse you can use if anyone catches you in the act of beating off because the art of "pulling handles" in ceramics looks like the male form of masturbating.
Professor: Hey Dan, what are you doing over there in the corner?
Dan: Oh...um...nothing...just pulling handles!
Professor: Ok, good...I thought you were masturbating.
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