Fecal matter lacking physical fortitude. Apt to release through the anal sphincter from the darkest crutch of the colon at any given moment, and likely at the worst possible time.
*In the middle of a business meeting*
The Boss - "Need a moment? That fart sounded wet."
You - "That'd be great. I've got pudding in my pants."
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