A puffy man who hides in your pocket and lives in your closet and smokes a combination of waffles and crushed moths and, if used properly, will give you goo between your toes. Use with caution.
I was walking to the store and a praki decided to jump in my fluffy pocket and he started smoking his waffle and moths and said "yo mama", and licked my nostril with his toe. Then he chopped off my head with a chainsaw
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