Unlike prairie oysters, which are bull nuts, prairie clams are the testes of smaller species like gophers.
A delicious snack.
Garry Gopher noticed that Gordie Gopher was squeaking in a very high voice and limping.
"Whazzup?" he asked.
"Prairie clams," squeaked Gordie, waving his empty nut sack.
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