noun. Said of a fugly, fucked up looking person who is to cover their face permanently if possible.
Justin: Maybe you should ask her out!
Seantel: Ishu crazy??? She a platypuss!
Justin: I kno...bet she put out easy.
Sarah Silverman is such a platypuss!
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