When needing the toilet for an extended period of time and finally making it to the bathroom, you complete your business only to find that nothing actually came out even though it felt like you pushed something out.
Mark - "Hey John, just went to the toilet and I thought I did a massive Shit, I turned around and looked in the bowl and there was nothig there!"
John - "My friend you just did a phantom poo"
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