"johny, dick, tallywacker, shlong, twig, woody, wedding tackle, one eyed monster, louisville slugger, purple headed yogurt slinger, mushroom head, the cahin, pleasure puller, the real love handle, a mans best friend, Ect."
...and Percy, Willy, Dick, Cock, Knob, Todger, Wang, Schlong, meat mallet, bacon banana, pork sword, one-eyed monster, love rocket, phallus, trouser snake, purple headed trouser snake, serpentine, weenie, johnson, carrot.
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