When a guy is about to cum, the girl puts her ear up to his belly button, like she is listening into a seashell, and then he shoots it all in her face.
My friend asked me if my boyfriend got me any jewelry for my birthday. I said, "Not exactly, we got drunk early and started making out. Then he gave me a pearl of great price and just passed out..."
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