A sex partner so ugly that sex is only possibly after draping the face and body with the flag. And doing it for your country.
Levels of fugliness.
1. One bagger
2. Two bagger
3. Patriotic Ugly
4. Coyote ugly
They're so effing ugly, but they are shipping out tomorrow to Iraq. It's patriotic ugly time, pull old glory down the flag pole, here come's the cavalry.
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