Patrick Stump (the leprechaun) is the lead singer from Fall Out Boy with Pete Wentz (werewolf/vampire mix), Andy Hurley (fairy princess), and Joe Trohman (giant from the beanstalk). He's not the best singer in the world but I still get orgasms from listening to him. Pete Wentz looks like a werewolf and who would you rather fuck, a werewolf or a leprechaun? I'd pick the leprechaun.
Patrick: I am a little leprechan and I am so fucking cute!
Pete Wentz: Cool dude.
Me: Patrick lets go make passionate love all night long and I know how you love it when my makeup gets all over your pillowcase.
Pete: Patrick, let my suck your dick dude.
Me: STFU bitch he's mine!
Patrick Stump is cute as shit. He shouldnt lose weight, get rid of those sideburns, or sing clearly because all of those things make him super cute! lmao
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