Skanky ho celebrity that NO ONE is jealous of who has retarded fans who are always defending her by saying people who hate her are "jealis". Oh yeah, we are all so "jelous" of her STD's and her lack of a brain. Get real. She's a waste of space, a useless human that deserves NOTHING but ridicule, scorn, and derision. I would spit in her face if I ever met her, and I hope to be able to do just that one day. Oh and to you retards who love her, think about this: she would ignore you if she walked by you on the street, or make fun of you. Most guys think she's ugly and useless anyways. I hope she wrecks her Bentley into a wall and deforms her face even more than it already is, and gains 100lbs and dies of her super virulent strain of herpes.
Paris Hilton: Oh, let's see what I should do today. Go have sex with 50 guys and share the wealth of my STDs, waste some more of my daddy's money on $200 sweaters for my rat dog, get drunk at a club and screw 50 more guys, flash my tit or my nasty bony ass to the paparazzi, and basically be the useless cumdumpster that I am! That's Hot!
Me: Why don't you give some money to a homeless person or help a needy family?
Paris Hilton: No, they deserve to be poor, and Tinkerbell needs a new sweater, oh, I gotta go make fun of nice, smart, responsible people that actually WORK for a living, how not hot of them!
Me: I hope you die bitch
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