man: Im so exhausted from all the sex and hard work I do to please my woman and Im still broke becasue she is spending my money on worthless shit like new curtains.
woman: Im also giving it to your brother because he has no job so I employed him as my secret lover because he has a bigger penis than you.
man: Im gona get rid of you once and for all you little parasite.
woman: (playing the victim)stop choking me! help!
man: wow. now that my wife is dead I feel so much better. It's like I got rid of some parasites.
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