1. verb. to lose hair prematurely, often as the result of being excessively obnoxious, telling bad jokes and ruining good ones through rampant repetition, and having a girlfriend who is too hot for you.
2. noun. an annoying, balding douche.
3. noun. destroyer of jokes.
"That kid is such a paquette. He's always ruining my jokes and clogging my shower drain with his stringy greasy hair. I wanna put it in his girlfriend." sic
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