when you get hickies and cant get caught so you have a bud shoot you with a paintball gun a few times so you can lie to your bitch
Simon: baby i was at a paintball game,l i swear
Simon's bitch: whatever motherfucker your lying
Simon: yeah bitch im lying i went through all the trouble of getting shot with paintballs to lie to you... God your a fuckin stupid bitch
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