Mental-complex in which the afflicted finds a need to make up stories to impress people he/she does not know if online formus.
That guy is such a loser with the biggest otcomplexia complex. Check out his latest post:
So yeah rough week and i need to spend a week away from home, so i move my biz to a hotel a mile down the road, very decent hotel.
I go to take a shower, unwrap the soap, no problem, wash the cash and prizes and all that jazz, and then go for the little hotel shampoo/conditioner.
I notice that the seal didnt break when i twisted it, and that it was light, it wasnt full.
I fastly dump the remaining contents into my palm, and for the facking life of me.... i chit you not, the LAST thing that it was, was shampoo. something out of an American Pie scene or something, no fun finding shamspooge in your hotel.
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