A state that everyone else mispronounces, full of annoyingly random weather. One day it will be 70 degrees and sunny, and the next, it'll be 55 degrees and there'll be a tornado, then it will be 85 degrees and humid, then it will be 25 degrees with a foot of snow on the ground. No joke. This crap really happens. From the southern hicktowns to the ghettos, there's a variety to see here. Just bring all your winter coats and your bathing suits; you never know what the weather might be.
Random Outsider: I like Oh-high-oh!
Ohioan: Oh-high-oh? What the crap is that?
Weather: BOOM FLASH FLOOD BOOM!
Random Outsider: Wtf? I hate rain!
Ohioan: Don't worry, wait 5 minutes and it'll change.
Random Outsider: *whew*
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