The lump of hard goo in a pump bottle of mosturizer. Come out under pressure and clings to your arms and hands.
The hardened, sticky goo stuck in a man's penis hole. Can produce babies up to 24 hours. Clean it, cover it and don't trust it.
I just wantted to moisturize my dry skin. Pump was clogged and I hit it hard. Some big nozzle snot came out and broke the lamp!
Tricia had sex with Barry. He pulled out in time but she got pregnant from dried, leftover nozzle snot on his clogged one-eye.
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