unprotected sex with a pregnant slut, who's carrying another man's baby, and cumming inside her.
Todd: how'd it go last night?
Steve: stopped by this girl's house, pitched a no hitter.
Todd: a "no hitter?"
Steve: yeah, i slung a pint of my pearl jam into a stupid pregnant bitch.
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