Homosexual mutant turtles on crack that believe they are ninjas. Usually engage in underground orgies. They are the reason your toilet overflows, why entire sewers to back up in homea, why sludge explodes from manholes, and the smell you get on your pubes when you sweat a lot. Major cause in global warming.
So why the fuck do people STILL call them heroes?
The Ninja Turtles kidnapped my little brother and escaped through my fireplace, but not without making all the toilets in the house combust.
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