New Zealand is awesome. We have lots of sheep in our country, more sheep than people, but this does not mean we fuck our sheep. That's like saying 'australians fuck their kangaroos'. Australians, may I add, think they are better than us because their country is ten times bigger than us. (I will leave the rest to you intelligent non-new zealanders to figure out)
New Zealand is home to the first person in the world to climb Mt. Everest, has a great tourism industry, as it is full of beautiful rolling green hills, as well as lovely forest filled with amazing native birds such as the kiwi and the tui, the air is really clean unlike some big cities in the USA and Australia which are filled with smog, also because it is small where ever you live you never are more than a two hours drive away from the ocean, and it also has a mountain ranges in the north and south island which are great for snow-sports in the winter. Of course the list goes on, but I would be typing for ever if I was to list all the reason why New Zealand is so brilliant. Of course it can be a bit chilly at times, but hey, only weaklings (and Australians) can't handle the cold. Toughen up.
tourist 1: so why are you guys in New Zealand?
tourist 2: I've been sitting in the beautiful natural hot springs in rotorua.
tourist 3: i've been carving up the mountain bro
tourist 4 (australian): *shiver* i'm fuckn cold my flips flops and shorts shorts are to cold. i need about seeex more layers, i'm not tough enough for this beautiful place
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