Overpaid bitches that can only win with an all-star caliber player at almost every position. Have been known to take steroids (A-Roid, Giambi, Sheffield, etc) and find other ways to cheat (A-Roid slapping the ball out of Bronson Arroyo's hand). They have also been known to choke massively (2004). Since there is no salary cap in baseball, they can just reach into their pockets and buy all the best players (Teixeira, Burnett, Sabathia, etc). The fans are what make me hate this team even more. They are cocky and obnoxious whose only comeback is "How many World Series have we won?" The majority of them were in the 1930-40s. They have been known to call the Boston Red Sox as the Red Sux and the Roid Sox (creative).
So basically, the New York Yankees are the scum of Major League Baseball.
Person 1: "Did you hear that the New York Yankees just bought the entire Florida Marlins roster, but released about half of the players, despite them having the entire all-star roster on their team?"
Person 2: "No, but it doesn't surprise me. Fuck the Yankees."
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