The first time that a political party has been re-branded using the same technique that Daz uses for its washing powder.
"New Labour, now with 25% extra spin and bullshit Free!"
Following the american idea that presentation is everything and content is irrelevant.
We are now supposed to vote for the one with the best hair cut and straightest teeth.
"smile when you say WMD Mr Blair,then they will believe you"
"If New Labour are elected we will not raise taxes" (warm hand gesture, cheesey grin)
ejucashun, ejucashun, ejucashun
"That poor Man, found dead in the woods, I must send Mrs Kelly a condolence card"
"It's all the fault of the last government"......IT WAS 9 FUCKING YEARS AGO
LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES.
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