Geeks and Nerds are the same thing. They are all similar in that they all have small genitalia and lack of social skills, as well as their inability to communicate with girls which means thay all want to clone themselves and create a master race. most are secretly nazis who wanted the germans to win WWII. other characteristics exibited are:
- the belief that they are similar to smart people like Newton, yet really they will end up spending the rest of their life looking at japanese cartoon porn or talking about
elfs and wizards or guns and computers. While they may be smart they will not achieve anything in life... non of them will
- lack of physical and sporting skills, sometimes they are strong or can run far and take up stupid sports like free running and what americans call ultimate frisbee.
- they pretend to be people, like soldiers or sci fi characters and develop their own langauges
- they walk like idiots
- most have ginger hair
- when they think they gain acceptance from their non nerd peers they act like spastics
- some listen to idiotic music like death metal, a trait displayed increasingly by so called neo nerds, who grow their hair long and play wargames
- allthough i am not american i am sure most middle american teenagers are like this
- most see the above characteristics as benifits and can be extremely egotistical and open about it
- they have little knowledge of popular culture
don't get me wrong. non nerds can play video games, like history. listen to that stupid music go on the internet, look at cartoon porn etc but the common nerd exhibits this behaviour to an excessive degree
the same apllies to female nerds
solution: do nothing, let them wallow in their own disgrace
no i am not a nerd because a wrote this, i just have some mental issues. i assure you that i like sports and girls etc... while their are some on the other side of the social spectrum who can piss me off, i am resolute in my approval of that style of life more than that of a nerd.
i'm sure most of the readers of this are nerds so to you i say "fuck you"
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