Neopets is a virtual pet website that used to be kind of fun and really addicting, but now it is swarmed by mentally ill n00b seven year olds begging for "neopoints" and boyfriends. Also, the owners completely sold out, so now all these little kids who have never heard of the website walk into Limited Too (OMFG d@tZ m4I fAvRriT sToR$RE!!!112) and beg mommy for a kyoot plushyy!! There's a new service where people with money will be able to do all the fun stuff the normal people can't.
Like I said, it's really addictive. Once you start, you may need The Patch.
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