A state of being that everyone secretly aspires to as long as they don't have to experience it first hand.
Guy A: For my new year's resolution I vow to be one with nature
Guy B: Wow, so you're going to go without proper clothing, transport, entertainment or even shelter and exist on a diet of tree bark and bugs?
Guy A: Uh, I was thinking more along the lines of buying organic potatoes... but when you put it that way it makes my perception of nature sound flawed. I'm going to drive home now, watch TV and eat a giant take out pizza before going to bed in my comfortably heated house.
Guy B: You're welcome..
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