The juice of a narwhale, which is a badass, underwater unicorn. Said juice can grant the ability to be sexy as hell, have almost as much harcore epicness as chuck norris, and pull the best pranks history has ever seen. One time use grants a life of insane amazingness.
Dude: Wow that guy is so much better than everything, he has to have used narwhale juice!
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