An idiotic Internet website frequented in high volume by teens and 20-somethings who have nothing better to do with their life than contribute to the stupidity of a generation and society as a whole. Such idiotic practices often seen on MySpace include failure to respect the English language by desecrating it with slang, intentional misspellings, and lack of proper punctuation; the discussion of unimportant social happenings, such as drinking, clubbing, repugnant music, and other things which are not related to actual intelligent life, news, politics, or light socialization; the dilution of the term "friend" (it's more important to have a few close, true friends rather than 200 you know little to nothing about); the posting of over-the-top personal information by the careless and carefree youth who run the risk of becoming victimized as a result; and just being, overall and above all else, one of the biggest toxic waste dumps of and hazards to 21st century society.
Matt: Hey Henry, what's your MySpace address?
Henry: I don't have one.
Matt: What? You're cool; you need one.
Henry: I don't believe in MySpace. I have a brain, a few "true" friends, am secure with myself, and love the English language.
Matt: But MySpace is so hot now, it's the bomb.
Henry: Matt, you've known me for years. You know that I hit the spell check button when I send instant messages, know that I don't care much for trends or pop culture, know that I'm a staunch conservative, and know that I like to keep my life from being publicized for the free world. If you love MySpace then fine, it's your life to lose. But as for me, it's not for me, my friend, it's not for me.
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