You and a buddy find a pregant woman either alive or dead. While the "faceman" lays down with his face firmly planted in the woman's crotch, the "jumpman" jumps off of a ladder in a canon-ball style and lands directly on her stomach. The impact should force different vagina and pregnant fluids out of the the vagina and into the face of the "faceman," with the ultimate goal being to eject the fetus from the woman as well. It is recommended that the "faceman" wear a poncho and some protective goggles. Two "jumpmen" may be needed for larger women.
This chick from Finland said she liked to mung, so my buddy jumped off of a ladder and I took a fetus square in the forehead.
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