(noun): a woman whose snatch dates back to the prehistoric age. In fact, most historians suggest that with the proper inspection primative drawings can be found on a muffosaur. Duely noted, the clitoris is usually petrified. Therefore, it would be nearly impossible to "get it wet".
Otter: How was your smash session last night?
Evan: Not a smash session, more like an archaelogical dig, that bitch was a muffosaur!
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