The expelling of gas first thing when you wake .
Him " Hon, good morning"
Her, " Well, you're up, whats' the tune this morning?"
Him, "What do you mean?"
Her, "Well, that morning musicyou never fail to greet me with each new day!"
Him, "I can't help it if I have loud gas!"
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