A place where whites are a minority.
A place where 75% of students go to a school in the University of California system.
A place in which there is so little to do outside of school, students resort to drugs, alcohol, and sex for entertainment, to drown away their sad lives.
A place where the worst of students are white, the mediocre students are Asian or Indian, and the best of students are not defined by skin color, but by brilliance.
A place where the worst students (dumb white people) are intimidated by Asians and Indians, not because of race or percent of population, but simply because the dumb white students are too stupid to take their example and actually do their homework and try in class.
A place where smart white students are rare, but when they do occur they are at the top.
A place where housing is REALLY expensive, but the second you cross the borders of the school district, prices drop by at least 20%.
A place where people fight for curves, cheat, sabotage tests, and even try to steal test keys, just to get a better grade.
A place where most students have artificial goals in life, given to them by their parents, to be “biologists” or “doctors” or other hot job market careers like that.
A place where rich parents of 16 year olds buy them a Mercedes for their birthday.
A place where students are so sheltered from real life that they fail college miserably, and not necessarily in the academic sense.
A place where I, as one of the rare white students with good grades, am very glad to be leaving for college.
As a noun:
"When you visit Monta Vista, look at all the spoiled, ingorant kids and thank god you're not one of them"
As an adjective:
"This place is so Monta Vista. I mean, who would throw a chair through the window, triggering the alarm and calling the cops, just to steal the copy of the final exam two days before its given?"
Prices shown in USD.
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