monkey nuts is when a person is so unfortunate to not change out of a bathing suit after going to the beach and the sand, salt, and sweat gathers on and around the ball sack and no matter how much your sack itches it will not go away
dude i went surfing and then out to lunch and now i have monkey nuts *itches ball sack*
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