Just a ginger? not quite. This fine piece of ace isn't your average man candy. He benches 300 pounds (with a dislocated shoulder) and can wrestle a thousand grotsky wolves all at once. And don't even get us started about his sexual resume. Kind and gentle, yet aggressive, he knows how to make your bed rock. Basically a combination of Fergie and Jesus. You need superman? We've got something better- Mitchell Ross..and he's NOT afraid of kryptonite.
Girl #1: Oh no! There in a robber in our house and hes making us horny. If only we had someone to slay the beast and satisfy our needs!
Girl #2: I know! Call up mitchell ross.
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