The failure to "give birth" to a sneeze. It is comprised of a moment of extreme anxiety followed by a feeling of utter worthlessness. Not to be confused with purposely stopping a sneeze, because abortions are wrong.
Joe: Dude, I almost died on the way to work today.
Bill: Oh, yeah?
Joe: Yeah, I had a miscarriage. I veered into oncoming traffic, and a bus of schoolchildren and nuns swerved into a ravine.
Bill: That sucks, but at least it wasn't an abortion.
Prices shown in USD.
Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!
Emails are sent from email@example.com. We'll never spam you.