middleton, wisconsin. is the worst town in the whole universe.
everyone is fake, materialistic, anorexic, snotty, and rich. unless of course you're me, and have nothing. and just completely hate middleton and wish you could walk to florida or something.
i would rather die than go to middleton.
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