Pure shit. I'm going into 7th grade this year and couldn't go through one fucking year without having some 5-10 rumours about me spreading around. But enough about me.
In middle school (grades 6-8, sometimes 5-8 or 7-8), you are segregated into several groups by a bunch of shitholes that think they're better than you. The lunch food is crappy and overpriced and you have to struggle to keep your grades up, or else you fail.
6th graders act proud of themselves, but they're all dying inside. Well, after they read these definitions.
7th graders (except myself) act like they're the shit. The push 6th graders around as if they had never been that young.
8th graders are total dumbshits. They forgot everything they learned in middle school, which wasn't even much to start with.
There are 3 types of teachers:
The clever, funny ones who like to joke around with you. These teachers are disrespected because everyone is too stupid to understand their jokes.
The fun loving teachers who play games with the class and couldn't give two shits about your grades. Loved by all.
The crappy, boring, strict teacher that gives away more homework than necessary. Hated by all.
If you manage to get good, faithful friends like I did, stick with them. You'll be happy you did.
Julie: Hey, did you hear what Stephanie said about you?
Amy: No, what?
Julie: She thinks you're emo 'cuz you cut and dyed your hair.
Amy: Screw what she thinks! (promptly finds and beats Stephanie for being a dumbass) (sigh) I hate middle school!
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