The 3 years of shit you go through just to graduate and stand 4 more years of shit. The classes are boring, with exams up to the Wazoo. Lunch is the hamburgers from last week, but now they're disguising them as soup. If you're lucky and have recess, it only lasts 15 minutes, and all you do is stand there. Teachers give you an assload of homework and projects, and expect you to finish them in one night.
Your parents don't care if you're getting bullied, but once you get a bad grade they're on your ass about it. Don't worry, it'll all be over soon.
1. Teacher: Now class, your homework is pages 141-145, All problems. Oh, and you have a project due tomorrow.
2. Lunch today: Soupy Surprise
3. Kid: Mom, this kid at school is bullying me.
Mom: Just ignore him.
Mom: YOU GOT AN F?! YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEKS!
High schooler: Enjoying middle school?
Middle schooler: No.
High schooler: It'll be over soon enough.
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