The fear of or anything relating to microfiber clothes, such as the feel, look, or style.
Friend 1: Dude what happened? You look rather distraught!
Friend 2: I thought that towel was regular cloth. I picked it up, and it was made of MICROFIBER!
Friend 1: I'm sorry to hear that. I didn't know you had microfibrophia.
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