Located in South Jersey, also known as "Dirt Town", Marlton is undoubtedly the preppiest town in the country. It's overflowing with hordes of preppy little girls who refuse to wear anything other than miniskirts and cling to purses as if their lives depended on them. Stay far, far away.
Marlton sucks. Get me the hell out of here.
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