Strangely true, but scientifically proven, marissas of the world are 92% hot, bangen and/or extremely fuckable. When seeing such a marissa, you will become sexually aroused and most likely get a full or partial erection..
Note: similar results as a medusa, except only part of you turns to stone. Look away if a marissa is near.
“Damn that brunette over there is abnormally gorgeous, can you tell I have an enormous woody”
“Oh, that’s a marissa, and yes, you have pitched quite a tent there"
"marissa??!!,, figures,, they're always hot!!.."
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