A proud member of the finest fighting force in the world. One who is able to laugh off the stupid and weak members of other forces who use misspelled words in their definitions, because he knows that while you're sitting at your keyboard trying to learn how to spell, he's showing your girlfriend/wife what it's like to be with a real military man...
"You're a Marine? Thank God. I'm glad you didn't say Navy. My husband is in the Navy and all he talks about is having sex with other men. Can we go to your place?"
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