A completely average guy suffering the realization that his marriage (long-term committed relationship) has slowly devolved into a lonely, sexless living arrangement, usually involving an unhealthy frequency of sad masturbation.
My relationship used to include sex and great conversations, but I've come to the realization that I am now just a man with wife.
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