a store located in a chasm deep in the Himmalayas. Which can only be reached by riding an eagle and scaling a 900 foot tall brick wall with your bare hands. Once there you must man press 100 pounds.
Inside the man store there is a single aisle. This aisle, several miles long, contains all the mansentials; guns, knives, porn, beef jerkey, condoms, and inflatable Jessica Albas. There is also a library section, which contains 1 book. This book is 1 page long and made of solid lead. On this page all the mansentials are covered. The book is so large you need a spotter to read it.
There is also a nearby woMan store which sells everything a woman needs; lingire and cooking supplies.
Chad: Dude we should have a fucking feast!!!
Alex: Lets go to the man store and get some mansentials!
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